oh you know just listening to some CDs….IN MY CAR!!!!!!
I hate taxidermy!
5 reasons why.
1. live animals on your wall are way cooler.
2. White people
3. Do you know the name of this animal?
4. You don’t own a gun and you have only fished in the creek behind your gandmas house.
5. You still shop at urban outfitters for your home ware.
And no amount of these things will make your dick bigger
Exceptions to theses rules
1. You have a Cabela’s club card
2. You have killed an animal with a bow and arrow.
3. There is a Ted Nugent tape in your Chevy Silverado.
4.You own a Narwhal tusk.
5. You have fought a bear with your bare hands.
